ID10T is a joke IT code that essentially means [something the bougie masses wouldn’t understand]. I like it because it reminds us that we can take responsibility for our own [melancholy existence]. As a [blasé] consumer of nerd-centric [materialistic crap], it recently occurred to me that I can express this idea by MAKING my own [drama]. Anything you see in the coming months on this site will be meticulously designed, [forged in the cauldron of hell], and will be items that I personally wanted to exist so I could own them.

Products are [apathetically] imagineered and fulfilled in Southern California using only the [oh who cares really] materials and [Lord of Darkness] grade manufacturing processes.

– Chris Hardwick, I’LL CLEAN MY ROOM WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT, MOM. GAH!