There once was a code, t’was a joke
Meant [user error], a jolly nerd wrote
I liked it because,
It doth remind us
That we are all in the same friggin’ boat.

As a rabid [consumer of goods]
I thought it made sense that I should
Go and start up a store
With tees, gifts, and more
And all of the things are real good.

So while I do all this [for me],
And I can’t give things away for free:
Go scour the site
Find something you might!
And use the code [“ID10TEEEE”].

– Chris Hardwick, Wordsmith