Ahoy, mateys! Id10T be a joke IT code that thar means [scurvy swab]. I be likin’ it because it be remindin’ us that thar we be responsible fer our own plunderin’ without blamin’ [Poseidon, lord o’ the sea!]. As a peddler o’ nerd-centric [treasure], it be occurrin’ to me that thar I could [man the rigging on me own]! Anythin’ ye see in the comin’ moons on this here site I personally [pillaged] out o’ the main deck of me own [bumboat].

Coffers be fashioned an’ fulfilled by [the finest of seamen] in the bilge o’ California usin’ the shiniest booty an’ battened down hatches. Arr and fair winds, me hearties!

– Chris Hardbeard, Cap’n