Listen up, [asswad]: ID10T is a joke IT code that essentially means [moron]. I don’t hate it because it means you can’t blame [Mercury in retrograde] when shit goes sideways. As a [tired of the world’s crap] consumer of nerd-centric [pop culture bullshit], it recently occurred to me that I could express this idea by MAKING my own [shit]. Anything you see in the coming months on this site will be [crafted AF but probably get nitpicked anyway] and will be items that I personally wanted to exist so I could own them [so maybe GTFO of my face about it].

Products are shoved in boxes in the narcissistic shitwich of Southern California using only the [greatest goddamn] materials and [does it really fucking matter] manufacturing processes.

– Kiss My Asswick